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Posted by: Grim Jr.8946

Grim Jr.8946

What is your favorite line or quote by the characters in Tyria? it maybe your own character or any NPC / mob / boss / etc.

Mine is

“It put’s the Boom in my Kaboomium” -Magg

err can’t remember the 1st part but i love that line

and from my elementalist

“Feel Grenth’s Icy embrace”

“Feel the fires of balthazar”

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Posted by: Flamenco.3894

Flamenco.3894

Prince Rurik – ‘Er mah gerd’

Prince Rurik and Lady Althea. Anyone else see the incompatibilty here?

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ASB.4295

“Be quick. I need to get this cog-sucking golem working again”

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Posted by: Grim Jr.8946

Grim Jr.8946

“Be quick. I need to get this cog-sucking golem working again”

^ Woah i’ve never heard that one yet i think?

“Some must fight, So that all may be free.”

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Posted by: Rukia.4802

Rukia.4802

The “feel the flames of balthazar” on human female is hawt

“I find this rain quite pleasant, it feels as though raindrops are blessing our victory”

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FateOmega.9601

“I have no candies to give” Magister Tassi

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Posted by: Qid.1937

Qid.1937

“i’m muted so you don’t have to hear my kittenty voice”

BG Mrplow – Highly rated since 1987.

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Posted by: Demented Sheep.1642

Demented Sheep.1642

Well some random ones I can actually remember.

“We don’t need no god! We’re the firing squad! So, if you don’t want my flail, better shake that mighty tail! AW YEAH!” – Iron legion squad

“conniving vegetable” –Rytlock referring to Caithe

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Posted by: Karizee.8076

Karizee.8076

Rally to me Ascalonians!

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Tairs.3802

What a singularly inappropriate moment you’ve chosen to assert your pedantery.

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Posted by: eris.9654

eris.9654

“You’re dumb. You’ll die, and you’ll leave a dumb corpse.” My Asuran warrior

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Posted by: Tobias Trueflight.8350

Tobias Trueflight.8350

Lightbringer Tybalt Leftpaw: What part of “secret society” wasn’t explained to you?

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Posted by: Ursan.7846

Ursan.7846

“No one’s arguing about the need for a plan. Your plan is just stupid and won’t work.”

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interpol.2397

I liked the Modern Pirate General song Captain Penzan does.

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Posted by: Arale.4207

Arale.4207

‘’Listen, I think we have more spies!’’

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Posted by: Vayne.8563

Vayne.8563

Something my human engineer says, after blowing something up: “That went better than I expected!”

Also, my Asuran necro after summoning a minion: “I’ve made life…of a sort”. Alternetly he says: Up…up on your…ummmm…feet".

And there’s a great conversation in The Grove near the Asuran gate, where a Sylvari is driving a golem mad by asking questions, and this Asura yelling at her because of it. It’s pretty funny.

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Posted by: Tobias Trueflight.8350

Tobias Trueflight.8350

And there’s a great conversation in The Grove near the Asuran gate, where a Sylvari is driving a golem mad by asking questions, and this Asura yelling at her because of it. It’s pretty funny.

That conversation is also a very amusing shout out.

Hint: “You’re walking through the desert..”

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Posted by: goldenwing.8473

goldenwing.8473

Zojja – “Oh my gawd, Kudu, what’s your damage?” – out takes

Logan – “Whatever shall become of poor Logan?” – removed

+1 to Ursan’s post. (Tone of delivery is priceless).

And the Asura trying to install Priory’s contraption in order to retake Claw Island, asking what idiot designed… oh.. Priory? Sorry.

And too many more to post.

ANet has a delightful sense of humor.

edit: to Karizee below: thank you for posting that! I’ve never heard it in game.. that is hysterical. /walks off humming

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Posted by: Karizee.8076

Karizee.8076

I liked the Modern Pirate General song Captain Penzan does.

I could not have been more surprised and delighted than when after chasing the Captain throughout darn near of all Bloodtide Coast he burst into song. Thanks for reminding me

I am the very model of a modern pirate general,
I’ve information magical, mathematical and mineral.
I know the Queens of Kryta and can cite matters historical,
From Bloodstones to the dragon spawn in order categorical.
In fact, I write my washing bills in old Canthan cuneiform.
I’ll tell you every detail sewn on Caudecus’s uniform.
The skills and builds of warfare are essential to my strategy,
You’ll say a better pirate general has never sat-a-gee,
For when you know the habits of the Charr and the Elonians
When you can tell at sight a Kurzick from an Ascalonian,
You’ll know my martial knowledge, quite extensive and still myriad,
Myriad…myriad…myriad…ah!
Has only been updated for the Interregnum period!
But still in matters magical, mathematical, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern pirate general!

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Posted by: Verdelet Arconia.6987

Verdelet Arconia.6987

There’s something in the waterrrrrrrrrr……- Quaggan NPC annoucing Sunless arrival.

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Posted by: Doggie.3184

Doggie.3184

“ kitten Another Graveling mound!” ~yay for censoring a word that’s ingame~
“Be Careful! Volatile Blossoms are dangerous!” Spammed 50x at once.

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Posted by: Lil Puppy.5216

Lil Puppy.5216

Two Norn fishermen talking to each other:
N1 “As soon as I get home, my wife will want to talk about her day.”
N2 “We better get more bait.”

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Cruz.9643

For GRAPE Justice. My Charr Warrior

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Posted by: JudgeD.5673

JudgeD.5673

This one from Wren: “Put on your happy pants, Lightbringer”. – Explorer Portt
Also, “My moblity is impaired.” – female asura

The Robertsons – Julie, Lyana, Adrian, and Lewis
CrSy/LaWz
Tarnished Coast Server (formerly of Kaineng)

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Zumy.6318

Rally to me Ascalonians!

I ferkinn love this line!

Thief | Zumy [Buka]
Legendary counter: Twilight, Bolt, Incinerator, Incinerator Nr. 2, Meteorlogicus, The Dreamer

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Posted by: Wolfgang Michael.8217

Wolfgang Michael.8217

‘For the Tamini’ or ‘Matriarch take you!’

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Posted by: pyrakitt.8076

pyrakitt.8076

And there’s a great conversation in The Grove near the Asuran gate, where a Sylvari is driving a golem mad by asking questions, and this Asura yelling at her because of it. It’s pretty funny.

“I don’t know how you did it, but you weirded out my Golem!”
Definitely my favorite conversation in the game.

The song sung by the guy who blesses the alcohol going to the Lionguard in Godslost Swamp is pretty amusing too.

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Posted by: Psybunny.8906

Psybunny.8906

“No, no, no!”
“Shiniiiies!”

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zargnath.9524

“Fire and smoke, flame and rage, take shape and burn the world into submission!”

Gnarl Blackfur-Charr ranger of Black warband
Lucia Blackclaw- Charr elementalist of Black warband
Immortal Kingdom[KING]

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Starscream.6498

‘’Listen, I think we have more spies!’’

“INFIDELS! Burn them to the bone!”

“Pick up those scraps, runts! We’ve got effigies to build.”

“You’ll need more than this to take me down.”
“I’ve enough fire to roast you inside out. Time to burn!”

“Kiss. My. Tail.”
“Very well. We have the Searing Cauldron Effigy. Your usefulness is at an end.”
“Oh shut up and kill me already.”

I could go on writing out every single line in this path, I’ve played it soooo much.

Other than this, there’s a ton of lines that repeat themselves a lot but I like them despite this (“DEATH… good.”). I also like the Black Citadel conversations:

“Not interested.”
“Well well. Kitten’s got claws.”
“Kitten’s got a sword too. Back off!”

Go home Risen Putrifier, you’re drunk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0eMJFSq8Nw

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Breytes.6901

Random Black Citadel conversation Charr 1: “So the one cub says, I’ll hold him down you kick him.” Charr 2: (chuckles) “Cubs these days.”

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Mai.3590

My Human Ele :
“Just one more confirmation of how great I am”
“Is it just me, or am I amazing?”

my Sylvari Necro :
“Killing my minions? I’ll make more!”

Also once while doing story on my sylvari an asura npc called me an antichoke lmao i dont remember which but i laughed so much that time, she kept insulting me all the time it was hilarius.

There is a weird convo too between two Citizens in the Grove near the Bank :
Citizen 1 : Wait, wait . Stop. If you are going to kill me, let me fix my hair. I want to leave a handsome corpse.
Citizen 2 : It wont matter. The worms will still crawl in and out, in and out.

Progeny insulting each other at Asura starting map :
“Hey Yotta, your mama’s IQ is so low, she thinks norn cows go “moot”."
“Well, your mama’s IQ is so low, she thinks sylvari and golem are precious metals.”
“Oh, yeah? Your mama’s IQ is so low, she thinks “crafting” is something you do on a “criver”.

8D

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nirvana.8245

girl 1: “find any bargains today?”
girl 2: ÿep",
girl 1: “really? I haven’t”, "
girl 2: Thats because you have to know how to look, and how to ask".

Kinda lame, but I love the devious way she says it :p

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Lysico.4906

When you run away from a skritt and they go

“you ran away from a skritt, ha ha”

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Posted by: Happyfool.8951

Happyfool.8951

Intercom: “Attention!”
Intercom: “The cafeteria is now closed.”

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Shad Oni.7142

I always like to stop and listen to some of the conversations in lions arch, they can be pretty funny some times. Like the conversation between the two skritt:

“Respectable folks can’t go there, but i want to live there!”

Or the one between the human and asura:

“Hey, which way to the outhouse?”

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Spectre.6452

“OH SKRITT, IM HIT!”

Some warn that the Mursaat will return to agonize the people of Tyria once more.

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Dondarrion.2748

“Splish splash. Four Norns in a bath.”

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jesterchaos.5907

Skritt female, dredge haunt cliffs skill point. She puts on a dredge mining suit.

“Finders keepers, that’s me!”

When you activate the challenge she says

“So how do I look? Good right? Sexxxxxxyyyyyyyy”

epic

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Riss.1536

“Charrs need no gods”

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jesterchaos.5907

Necro:

“Its my own fault for making them so disposable!”

“It started out as a corpse, and now its a corpse again.”

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Posted by: Tachenon.5270

Tachenon.5270

I don’t have any particular favorites, but some lines are indeed memorable. Off the top of my head…

“You’ll never block me like that.”
“Hold… hold…”
“You’ll never catch them if they reach the water.”
“This rose has thorns! Here they are!”
“Treasure… devour…”
“I swung a sword. I swung a sword again. Hey! I swung it again!”

Actually, that last one isn’t in game although I wish it was – every time any character, PC or NPC, attacked with a sword! Even better, have a version for every weapon. “I swung a mace.” “I swung a torch.” That would be awesome. Well, maybe not for bows. Although if we ever get new skills for existing weapons, being able to whop someone over the head with a bow (melee range, of course) would be cool. In which case, our characters proclaiming “I swung a bow” would not seem quite so irregular.

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Posted by: jesterchaos.5907

jesterchaos.5907

I don’t have any particular favorites, but some lines are indeed memorable. Off the top of my head…

“You’ll never block me like that.”
“Hold… hold…”
“You’ll never catch them if they reach the water.”
“This rose has thorns! Here they are!”
“Treasure… devour…”
“I swung a sword. I swung a sword again. Hey! I swung it again!”

Actually, that last one isn’t in game although I wish it was – every time any character, PC or NPC, attacked with a sword! Even better, have a version for every weapon. “I swung a mace.” “I swung a torch.” That would be awesome. Well, maybe not for bows. Although if we ever get new skills for existing weapons, being able to whop someone over the head with a bow (melee range, of course) would be cool. In which case, our characters proclaiming “I swung a bow” would not seem quite so irregular.

ahhh claypool I plan to buy a house there one day!

“its not enough to hit the target…………”

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Melis.9687

“I know people. DANGEROUS people!”

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Posted by: Halo.1679

Halo.1679

My female human necro when a minion dies, says in a resigned voice-
“Now I’ll have to make another one…”

Skritt in LA talking about the sewers

2 skritt guarding a random outpost-
Skritt 1-“Guarding”
Skritt 2-“Guarding..Guarding”
Skritt 1-“Guarding…Guarding…Guarding”
Skritt 2-“Guarding…Guarding…Guarding…Guarding”
Skritt 1-“Guarding…Guarding…Guarding…Guarding…Guarding”
Skritt 2-“Guarding……….Aaaah you win..”

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Khorrax.2108

“First Mate Blackwit: I admit, Cap’n, it was a fine hiding place for the gold. Still, I can’t believe you sunk our ship
Captain Penzan: Hard to believe that a man of discriminating tastes would have such a fine grasp of naval tactics. But it’s true!”

“Wark: I never want to smell, hear, or see another harpy again! In that order!
Wark: If I survive this, I’ll have to invent something so I’m not plagued by nightmares of incessant squawking.
Wark: Who would buy a product that gives you harpies? "

“Maeva’s Projection: Please remain quiescent during complete eradication. and enjoy the soothing music.”

“Agent Zott: Cacophonous catastrophes!”

And I remember when I first crafted an exotic piece of jewellery, my human female mesmer suddenly went “Oooh, sweet, sweet loot!”

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Posted by: Unkemptwolf.6347

Unkemptwolf.6347

My (human male) warrior’s comment whenever he gets an achievement:

“I’m an achiever. I achieve things.”

Also:

Random NPC in Lions Arch: “By Ogden’s Hammer, what savings!”

Pellam, after the (expected) betrayal of the hylek: “A double-cross? Oh, no. I am toad-ally surprised. How unhoppy for us! Wart are we going to do?” Hylek: “Stop it. That’s not funny.”

Quaggan: “Ooooooh. Nice teeth.”

Quaggan: “You complete quaggan.” Me: “Um, thanks?”

[BEER] [BANE]
Isle of Janthir
I’m an achiever. I achieve things.

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Posted by: skullmount.1758

skullmount.1758

I’m partial to this one: “OH SKRITT, IM HIT!”
Almost anything the skritt say I enjoy.

But I do like the Dead Hunter and Logan commandeering the sucker/lollipop from the outtakes. I do wish those were in there. The last one on the outtakes is also pretty good.

Darkhaven server
[DHM] Darkhaven Militia
[Raid] Raiders of the Lost Darkhaven

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Posted by: MikeRocks.9243

MikeRocks.9243

I tend to enjoy anything the Skritt say, but I especially enjoyed Rikkiti’s questline:

“Deputy, Deputy!”
“Yes, what is it Rikkiti?”
“Sheriff want shinies back. Rikkiti get shinies! Teach Hyleks stealing bad.”
“And did our ineffectual sheriff offer any thoughts on how precisely we might accomplish that?”
“Yes… no… what?”
“(sigh) Sheriff say how we get shinies back?”
“Oooh! Deputy talk like Rikkiti stupid! Rikkiti not stupid!”
“….”
“Sheriff not say how we get shinies back!”

Or, later on in the quest:

“Rikkiti! Procure the purloined goods!”
“Get shinies?!”
“Yes, yes, get shinies.”
“Shi-hi-hinyyy!”
Followed by that crazy adorable Skritt laugh.

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Posted by: Chessrook.8643

Chessrook.8643

Wait, what are these outtakes you people keep talking about?