This game is full of skritt.

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Posted by: Eleri Tezhme.3048

Eleri Tezhme.3048

Even with all the skrittological humor in the game, several obvious puns have been missed…

Not a single skritt shaman, priest, monk or other religious poohbah in the game. I was really hoping to be able to yell HOLY SKRITT!

There needs to be an extremely subterranian skritt lair, so we can be in deep skritt. (Alternatively, a strangely wise skritt philosopher…)

A skrit named Jakk that we don’t know.

I’m sure there are others.

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Posted by: Oglaf.1074

Oglaf.1074

Skritt tend to yell out “Skritt, I’m hit!” when dying.

I can do thirty Five-Dolyak Arm Curls.

Do you even lift, bro?

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Posted by: Karizee.8076

Karizee.8076

I saw one event where an NPC said someone had Skritt for brains. Laughed so hard!

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Posted by: Hawkmoon.5849

Hawkmoon.5849

How about the guy in the LA TP who talks about his competition being “skrittheads”?

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Posted by: Isslair.4908

Isslair.4908

All bow to the Horned Rat! Yes, yes!

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Posted by: redhare.9210

redhare.9210

Go to Skrittsburgh in the zone just north of metrica province for your city of skritt

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Posted by: TheComet.6471

TheComet.6471

I enjoy setting Skritt on fire, just so I can say “That’s some hot skritt!”

-officer in a guild called "Skrittical Hits-

Kaineng – Co-Leader of Skrittical Hits
Sybol – Healing Bunker Charr Mesmer (80)
Dresdon Honorclaw – Zerk All-Ranged Charr Warrior | Hawke Fullmoon – Melee Ranger

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Posted by: Rustypipes.6238

Rustypipes.6238

Skittsburgh is pretty Skritty. It’s the Skittiest place in all the game by far. There’s Skritt strewn all over and it smells like Skritt.

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Posted by: Infernia.9847

Infernia.9847

Too bad there’s no Skritt creeks or they could be found up Skritt-creek without a paddle.

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Posted by: digiowl.9620

digiowl.9620

Deeper skritt may well come once they open up Tyria underground for exploration (never mind that the place will be crawling with destroyer mobs).

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Posted by: Blackwolfe.5649

Blackwolfe.5649

No, please, no more destroyers. Destroyers are the second worst thing after Risen. Branded or Icebrood I can stand.

Colin Johansen casts – Working As Intended
Colin Johansen hits you for 239407889 damage
Game over

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Posted by: Eleri Tezhme.3048

Eleri Tezhme.3048

No, please, no more destroyers. Destroyers are the second worst thing after Risen. Branded or Icebrood I can stand.

(I want our original destroyers back, not the turned into destroyer trolls and harpies we get now…)

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Posted by: stof.9341

stof.9341

Actually it’s Destroyers shaped into troll and harpy forms.

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Posted by: Tachenon.5270

Tachenon.5270

What about Destroyers that have dined on Skritt?

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Posted by: Frellin.6318

Frellin.6318

You ran from skritt!

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Posted by: loneknight.8425

loneknight.8425

First thing comes to my mind when I heard a couple of NPC skritts chatting with each other is “Why are they talking like Smurfs?”

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Posted by: Eleri Tezhme.3048

Eleri Tezhme.3048

You ran from skritt!

I find myself saying What what WHAAAT? to my kids. And my cats.

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Posted by: VictoriousMonk.7150

VictoriousMonk.7150

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious skritt.

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Posted by: SneakyErvin.3056

SneakyErvin.3056

Just remember, skritts roll down hill. Also remember, it’s easy to be knee deep in skritt, unless you’re an asura when its more like swimming in skritt.

Let Valkyries guide me to my destiny.

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Posted by: LOCO.1785

LOCO.1785

I hate it when I step on skritt.

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Posted by: digiowl.9620

digiowl.9620

No, please, no more destroyers. Destroyers are the second worst thing after Risen. Branded or Icebrood I can stand.

Trolls and harpies are ok, the crabs however…

This especially in the tunnels north of Skrittburg, as the crampedness makes it difficult to dodge their lava fonts (a issue i also have with the embers in the reactor core).

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Dante.1508

(edited by Dante.1508)

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Posted by: ProphetSword.5427

ProphetSword.5427

If you throw a skritt at a windmill, can you say that the skritt is about to hit the fan?

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Posted by: Ratphink.4751

Ratphink.4751

I’m waiting for the day when the word filter changes from kitten to skritt now.

“I have begun my journey in a paper boat without a bottom.”

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Posted by: Dante.1508

Dante.1508

I’m waiting for the day when the word filter changes from kitten to skritt now.

It would make more sense to be honest..

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Posted by: digiowl.9620

digiowl.9620

I’m waiting for the day when the word filter changes from kitten to skritt now.

Oh so much this!

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Posted by: Penguin.5197

Penguin.5197

You ran from skritt!

That is the only taunt I have ever fallen for. I had to go back and finish the job, I just couldn’t live my life knowing I had ran from a skritt. I just couldn’t.

Looking for an all engineer guild? Then join Fort Engineer [NERF]! Currently focusing on wvw for FA,
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Posted by: Fruban.4169

Fruban.4169

I’d like to play as a skritt, so everyone could see how much of a little skritt I am!

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Posted by: Zaxares.5419

Zaxares.5419

“Point for me!”

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Posted by: wildcode.5403

wildcode.5403

another “pun” missed is when skritt say “you ran from skritt” and you return to kill them, they should say “Oh skritt”

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Posted by: LOCO.1785

LOCO.1785

You got a little skritt on your face

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Posted by: Adine.2184

Adine.2184

I saw one event where an NPC said someone had Skritt for brains. Laughed so hard!

yea skritt brained has been added to my insult list since GW 2 came out .

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Posted by: projectcedric.6951

projectcedric.6951

You ran from skritt!

I find myself saying What what WHAAAT? to my kids. And my cats.

I love this too =)

What what whaaatt!?

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Posted by: Eleri Tezhme.3048

Eleri Tezhme.3048

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious skritt.

That’s for charr vehicles, right?

Where in the holy heek does that happen? o.O

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Posted by: AndrewOverload.6170

AndrewOverload.6170

You know what quote this game REALLY needs?

“I’m gonna rip your head off and skritt down your neck!”

Home World: Seafarer’s Rest (EU)
Guild: Mechanized Death [MECH]

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Posted by: Chessrook.8643

Chessrook.8643

XD Oh my god this thread… my sides…

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Posted by: chuckandme.8753

chuckandme.8753

Skritt Burglar hits you skrittical for 247987 dmg.
You die.

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Posted by: VOLKON.1290

VOLKON.1290

Well, as they say, Skritt Happens. It’s nice to know, however, that no matter how surrounded by skritt I find myself I can take solace in the fact that I smell… different.

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Posted by: judeobscure.2537

judeobscure.2537

shouldnt it be ‘skritten?’

but getting hooved, pecked and gnawed by deer, moa and bear cubs while goblin runs away at warp speed is pretty kitten right; gets the blood flowing

its hard to remember we’re alive for the first time
its hard to remember we’re alive for the last time

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Posted by: VictoriousMonk.7150

VictoriousMonk.7150

Well, as they say, Skritt Happens.

Darn right it does.

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