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Posted by: mighty meak.6387

mighty meak.6387

OK gusie listen
im decent pvp
but my gf left me
coz of lederborsd
i mean W T F
i enter new leaderrbord after reset
and i say i am decent
i adapt
i see no gaurd so i think ok go gaurd
i go imba heal guard
adn i am gona mid
and i heal and i heal and i heal moar
but w t f
i am alone
no one helps no loves
1vall
i die no win
next game i say ho ho ho no guard no gaurd at all i go imba power crit wahtever
but guy at srat say ok gusy lisen plan
1 close 1 animal 1 far rest mid
ok ok i say i am mid coz far is noob
burt map say i am 1 mid rest animal no close no far
and i die hard lol
loost
then enters next
and i say lol i know now i follow plan noooobs
w t f skyham
i change imba engi canon trololol
so caanon here i comes
1 mesmer hiding and pul no prob i push and push broken glass canon all mine
i shoot a shoot b shoot c
w t f
non see abc
they all canon gate coz it causy no push nothing just fight fight fight
chase chase chse
i say go b go a and go c
all say lol noob u here for golds
lossst
gf now half interest
i say ok lissen good i win next i go up 90%
but i dont
all ranks 10 for goold
next is same and next
70% and down
ranks down too
i go guard i am mad no guard love
i go engi bunker power right no nothing
i do ele i go war ooops w t f war nerfes
69% and down
gf dont impresss say she leaving now
all is vain

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Posted by: Rubik.7192

Rubik.7192

OK gusie listen
im decent pvp
but my gf left me
coz of lederborsd
i mean W T F
i enter new leaderrbord after reset
and i say i am decent
i adapt
i see no gaurd so i think ok go gaurd
i go imba heal guard
adn i am gona mid
and i heal and i heal and i heal moar
but w t f
i am alone
no one helps no loves
1vall
i die no win
next game i say ho ho ho no guard no gaurd at all i go imba power crit wahtever
but guy at srat say ok gusy lisen plan
1 close 1 animal 1 far rest mid
ok ok i say i am mid coz far is noob
burt map say i am 1 mid rest animal no close no far
and i die hard lol
loost
then enters next
and i say lol i know now i follow plan noooobs
w t f skyham
i change imba engi canon trololol
so caanon here i comes
1 mesmer hiding and pul no prob i push and push broken glass canon all mine
i shoot a shoot b shoot c
w t f
non see abc
they all canon gate coz it causy no push nothing just fight fight fight
chase chase chse
i say go b go a and go c
all say lol noob u here for golds
lossst
gf now half interest
i say ok lissen good i win next i go up 90%
but i dont
all ranks 10 for goold
next is same and next
70% and down
ranks down too
i go guard i am mad no guard love
i go engi bunker power right no nothing
i do ele i go war ooops w t f war nerfes
69% and down
gf dont impresss say she leaving now
all is vain

wat

Curie.
“I’m so hard right now” – Ozie, in solo queue.
Currently on a break.

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Posted by: clint.5681

clint.5681

LMAO

Rangir Dangir – Ranger | Mr. Ragr- Guardian| Sneak Stab – Thief | Mr. Ragir- Warrior
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Posted by: Zodian.6597

Zodian.6597

best post on this subforum in months

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Posted by: Takato.4976

Takato.4976

I believe we have a win.

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Posted by: Errant Venture.9371

Errant Venture.9371

winner winner chicken dinner

The Battle Bakery [vPie]
Team Queue PUG Guild

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Posted by: Essence Snow.3194

Essence Snow.3194

+1 +1 +1 Brilliant!

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Posted by: felivear.1536

felivear.1536

I believe I am standing on the outside of an inside joke.

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Posted by: ronpierce.2760

ronpierce.2760

Is this referencing something or…?

Tip: Uncheck “Show Enemy names” and check “Show Player Names”.
AI becomes less OP.
- High Warlord Sikari

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Posted by: ahuba.6430

ahuba.6430

“1 close 1 animal 1 far rest mid” LOL

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Posted by: Bhawb.7408

Bhawb.7408

I’ll gladly give you the 25 spare skill points I have lying around after this patch.

This person is not the real Bhawb, no pitchforks pls
But of Corpse Necromancer Podcast live on Sundays 2pm PST @ www.twitch.tv/soacgaming

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Posted by: gesho.9468

gesho.9468

lol

+133333333333333

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Posted by: Wranglerist.5489

Wranglerist.5489

You sir are a genious.

#ELEtism

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Posted by: Walorx.5129

Walorx.5129

If I could make love to this post… Ughhhhh…. The things I would do…

Vöz – “Stand in the red circles, they heal you”
YOUTUBE.COM/VOZTACTICS

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Posted by: Barret.4095

Barret.4095

bahahahhaahahah lmao wtf

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Posted by: Deimos Tel Arin.7391

Deimos Tel Arin.7391

i dun play solo arena but i think this sums up the chain of thoughts of a solo arena nicely? O_O

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Posted by: tichorum.2415

tichorum.2415

I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard at a forum post before. Lmfao.

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Posted by: clint.5681

clint.5681

I feel like he should get some kind of award for writing this, too hilarious

Rangir Dangir – Ranger | Mr. Ragr- Guardian| Sneak Stab – Thief | Mr. Ragir- Warrior
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Posted by: akamon.2769

akamon.2769

this made my day, two times over.

i am going to start using “animal” now as well. XDDD

Akaimon | Jolly Good Guardian
Akaigi | Warrior Made of Wood
[CDS] – Sanctum of Rall

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Posted by: Aereniel.7356

Aereniel.7356

This is sticky material right here. Also, “1 close 1 animal 1 far rest mid” is such a legit space-age meta strat that it can’t originate from anywhere else except yoloQ. Get ready to get wrecked all game.

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Posted by: Alissah.9281

Alissah.9281

Wat.

Still a better love story than twilight.

Warning: link may contain traces of awesome.
Lyssa’s Grimoire – a guide every Mesmer should read.
Obsidian Sanctum – A GW2 story/pvp video.

(edited by Alissah.9281)

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Posted by: Incurafy.6329

Incurafy.6329

Here, have an Internet!

throws Internet

thiefhitfor2kbetternerf
all is vain

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Posted by: World War III.3869

World War III.3869

they should hire this guy and give him a new GF

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Posted by: Eyia Hellhide.7320

Eyia Hellhide.7320

I’m reading this again and again
can’t stop laughing
wanna hug?

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Posted by: Eiland.1405

Eiland.1405

best post much lol
15c

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Posted by: redslion.9675

redslion.9675

That feel when no gf

You will never be able to know what an engineer is going to do next…

because he doesn’t know it himself

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Posted by: Morinmeth.9823

Morinmeth.9823

i cri evrityme
#demfeels

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Posted by: Sirendor.1394

Sirendor.1394

Is this guy serious? :P

/salute to my 5 dead guilds

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Posted by: KarlaGrey.5903

KarlaGrey.5903

Thread delivers.

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Posted by: alvarez.3159

alvarez.3159

best thread multiverse

Alvarecia
Gunnar’s Hold

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Posted by: redslion.9675

redslion.9675

Btw, kids, don’t try this at home.

Don’t rush mid alone against the enemy team.XD

You will never be able to know what an engineer is going to do next…

because he doesn’t know it himself

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Posted by: Guts.4967

Guts.4967

Cool story bro, but PICS OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND PLZ?

Gutss – EU – Thief
Nonstop Nonsense

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Posted by: Writetyper.1985

Writetyper.1985

ALL IS VAIN

ALL IS VAIN

ALL IS VAIN

Mortryde/Barathl/Aestrielle
really bad engineer
listening to yung lean will improve your guild wars 2 experience tenfold

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Posted by: UltraHiDef.4809

UltraHiDef.4809

kitten …….. xD

[Scnd] Fioravante-Fort Aspenwood, D/D Elementalist and a Warrior.
[Scnd] Your Last Light-Aurora Glade, Staff and a D/D Elementalist.

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Posted by: Zomaarwat.3912

Zomaarwat.3912

This pretty much sums up all SoloQ games. I like it.

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Posted by: muscarine.5136

muscarine.5136

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Posted by: K U T M.4539

K U T M.4539

Basic [BS] NSP/Mag

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Posted by: Quickfoot Katana.8642

Quickfoot Katana.8642

save this thread because this is getting deleted

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Posted by: Valheru Baal.9456

Valheru Baal.9456

Finally!!!! I have solved the equation in the OP. I feel your pain bro.

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Posted by: BLUna.7928

BLUna.7928

all is vain

Attachments:

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Posted by: Omar Little.2347

Omar Little.2347

drunk poets’ society much?

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Posted by: Rising Dusk.2408

Rising Dusk.2408

This is quite possibly the greatest thread of all time.

Commander Bonwor Fierceblade – [VZ] Valor Zeal – Stormbluff Isle
No Stacking No Skipping No [FGS] Leader

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Posted by: Hyperion.4638

Hyperion.4638

This was some funny kitten

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Posted by: Silferas.3841

Silferas.3841

This post shall enter the history of guild wars 2 as the single most significant event since launch

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Posted by: leman.7682

leman.7682

Best post since the launch

Better than the game itself

By far

All is vain

[rT] nobility gym leader

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Posted by: Uttar.2341

Uttar.2341

True poetry the likes of which the world has never seen before and will likely never see again.

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Posted by: Coffee.2538

Coffee.2538

I almost never post, and hardly ever comment; But you, sir, deserve every accolade possible.

All is vain.

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Posted by: GankSinatra.2653

GankSinatra.2653

w t f skyham

ALL PRAISE THE SKYHAM

WOLOLO

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Posted by: thricelayou.8473

thricelayou.8473

Congrats sir. You have won guild wars 2.

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Posted by: Wintel.4873

Wintel.4873

Can someone please translate what happened in this round:

but guy at srat say ok gusy lisen plan
1 close 1 animal 1 far rest mid
ok ok i say i am mid coz far is noob
burt map say i am 1 mid rest animal no close no far
and i die hard lol
loost

But yeah overall this post made the entire Dec 10 patch seem insignificant XD

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